2.29.2008

Could I be doping?

I don’t know if I’m like most people in this world but typically I wait until the very last minute to do certain things like purchase my race license. Usually it’s about a week before my first race when I realize that I will need it and this year was no different. I had been planning on racing the Arnold Classic on Sunday down in Columbus (I came down with the flu last weekend and have yet to make it back onto my bike so I’m in question right now) so I jumped online last Friday evening to purchase it. Like clockwork, my race license arrived within a week and showed up yesterday in the mail. Has anyone ever looked on the backside of the card that the license is attached to? I don’t typically, maybe because I’m usually ripping it off in a hurry to catch my first race but this morning while eating breakfast I noticed a warning there. Curious on what this warning said, I decided to read it.




Do you mean to tell me that I need to give up taking one of my son’s Flintstone Vitamins each morning? Is that how Fred and Barney were able to power their cars with their feet because they were doping? I knew it along. It’s always your heroes that let you down, apparently that now applies to the world of animation as well.
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2 comments:

Unknown said...

I talked to Lowry about the whole Astana being kicked out of the tour. He responded to me with "Stark Velo will requiring a full boilogical passport to be on file with the team." :-)

Ray Huang said...

You should stop taking those Flintstones vitamins because they put hydrogenated oils in them!! Why in the @#$@^#&* does it have that in it?